I was walking my dog in the park when this young woman came over to me and said, "What a beautiful dog! Is it purebred?"

I told her, "No, it's pure dog."

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Just making some breadfast
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We can't take our dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...

Guess that's what we get for buying a pure bread dog...

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I got the DNA test results back for my two adopted dogs...

I told my dad that one of the dogs is a purebred plott hound.

Dad says, "So if she gains weight, then the plott thickens."

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This one came to me, now I'm hoping my girlfriend doesn't have something to tell me.

I was out walking the dog today when I passed by a young woman.

"Cute dog," she said. "Is he purebred?"

"No, I'm pretty sure he's pure dog"

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