I was walking my dog in the park when this young woman came over to me and said, "What a beautiful dog! Is it purebred?"
I told her, "No, it's pure dog."
We can't take our dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...
Guess that's what we get for buying a pure bread dog...
I got the DNA test results back for my two adopted dogs...
I told my dad that one of the dogs is a purebred plott hound.
Dad says, "So if she gains weight, then the plott thickens."
This one came to me, now I'm hoping my girlfriend doesn't have something to tell me.
I was out walking the dog today when I passed by a young woman.
"Cute dog," she said. "Is he purebred?"
"No, I'm pretty sure he's pure dog"
