What is not punctual but loved by many people?

Chocolate.

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Researchers have discovered a new condition that makes the patient obsessed with punctuality.

They called it Altimer's disease.

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The grammar nazi had half his large intestine removed.

Now he has a semicolon.

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What do you call an early joke

punctual

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I want to hire a group of professional hackers

To antagonize a local QT and mess with their registers. That way I can get a snack, wait in line and every five minutes say, punctually, "Man, this quick trip is taking a long time."

It'll be my entertainment for an afternoon.

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👤︎ u/Brydaro
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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Pun-ishing rant to those who think puns aren't funny, for them to use as an example.

I wanna punt all the spunky diction pundits, that attempt to expunge the joy from punsters, right in their puny footballs. They're punks who attempt to puncture holes in our word play, finding it punitive to their, self described, punticulously crafted humor. The pungent smell of their looming punishment is in the air . Now is the punctual time to place the punctuation on this punchline.

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I used to bicycle to work and was never once late.

Unfortunately, after my bout with colon cancer, that ended. It's hard to be punctual with only a semi-colon

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👤︎ u/fartbatman
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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husband wife joke

Lady: why is your husband so punctual in returning home from office? Lady2: I have made a simple rule. Sex will be started at 9pm sharp, whether you are hear or not.

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