A list of puns related to "Punctualism"
Chocolate.
They called it Altimer's disease.
Now he has a semicolon.
To antagonize a local QT and mess with their registers. That way I can get a snack, wait in line and every five minutes say, punctually, "Man, this quick trip is taking a long time."
It'll be my entertainment for an afternoon.
I wanna punt all the spunky diction pundits, that attempt to expunge the joy from punsters, right in their puny footballs. They're punks who attempt to puncture holes in our word play, finding it punitive to their, self described, punticulously crafted humor. The pungent smell of their looming punishment is in the air . Now is the punctual time to place the punctuation on this punchline.
Unfortunately, after my bout with colon cancer, that ended. It's hard to be punctual with only a semi-colon
Lady: why is your husband so punctual in returning home from office? Lady2: I have made a simple rule. Sex will be started at 9pm sharp, whether you are hear or not.
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