Public Transit Puns

A list of puns related to "Public Transit"

Public transport / transit

If you want to be a dad, replace 'public' with 'pubic' in any verbal conversation.

  • I'll just call him on a pubic telephone.
  • I'm going to ride pubic transport to work today.
  • I have a fear of pubic speaking.
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👤︎ u/xbtdev
📅︎ Mar 25 2014
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x-post from r/ottawa: our Mayor has the dadjokes.

Recently e-cigs/vapes have been banned on city property and public transit.

Screenshot from Twitter: http://imgur.com/40Sq0qK

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👤︎ u/starfishtrooper
📅︎ Mar 15 2015
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