Sea son's greetings.
I was at work, sarcastically saying how much I love sweeping. Stoned coworker says "..We should just call you Cinderella then.."
I said "If the shoe fits!"
Today I held up three colored balls in my hand. One red, one green, and one blue. My 1yr old son (after much debate) chose the red one. I’ve never been so proud. He has earned the right to play with my old game boy now.
My eldest and youngest boys (8 & 3) came in to mine and my wife's bedroom his morning to say good morning.
My eldest says that he's hungry at which point, before I could say anything, my 3 yo pipes up.
"Hi hungry, I'm Zachy!".
So proud...
I'm going to take a dip
Courtesy of my 10 year old boy, very proud of him
Not claiming this one because my son read it to me so it may have come from Boy's Life magazine.
A buck an ear!
He was so proud of himself.
Alright, I am the manager at a new vr place in our mall- and we have a wonderful foosball table that people can come in and play free. Three teenage boys come in and challenge me to a game of 2 vs. 2. As I am destroying them, with the boy next to me mostly texting, one stops and looks at me after getting his first point on our team and says "This is getting intense." I nod and look around confused, then say "Uh.. I think you are confused, we are indoors-- not in-tents."
Lets just say i was pretty proud of myself today.
My 11 year old just came up to me, "Hey, dad? If gravity was a woman, everyone would want to date it -- it's so darned attractive!"
I'm proud of that boy! :)
I was telling the kids about a cat I had when was their age and how she loved Tandoori chicken. I explained that when we used to order in Indian food she would sit on the arm of the sofa waiting for someone to bring a chicken leg up to their mouth and then, quick as a flash, swipe it out of their hand and run off with it.
Quick as a flash, my boy said "Well, it WAS a takeaway"
So proud....
There was once a boy named Lee, but he always wrote in the wrong tense. He would write 'is' for things that were, and 'was' for things that are. One day, after working for hours, he finally made a sentence in the way that it ought to be. His father was proud:
"You're writing in tense, Lee!"
We were sitting down to dinner and one of our cats was meowing for attention. He said: "C'mon butterscotch, you gotta be kitten me".
I was so proud of meow boy.
So, I'm in my tenth grade Biology class and we get to the discussion about diseases and she mentions Lymes Disease. Almost immediately, I raise my hand and say with a straight face-
"Is a symptom of Lymes disease being sour?"
Boy, was I more proud then I should have been.
