Hello! I have to make a presentation about how to avoid a shark attack for a final project in my english class. I suck at making titles, but can anyone come up with a clever one using puns?
If you forget, you might get a veneereal disease.
A gardener.
Asgardians
A baaaaad bitch
Swordfish.
Now I have salmonella.
(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)
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A grave mistake.
I'm at a loss for wards.
So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!
Because otherwise you need hearing aids
.....cheesy pick up lines will become dad jokes.
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
I said “yes they are.”
A wind-shield
Bubble rap
I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans
Edit: there->their
Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
Assguard.
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham
She'd Mascarpone.
Dad:Their effort goes in vein.
🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.
🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.
🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.
🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.
🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.
🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.
🍺 Beer may help improve memory.
🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.
Well, not anymore but that used to be the case
To protect their nuts.
Regular workers must wear small face shields, while Managers get to use the super-visors.
Because now she had aunty bodies around her.
Go for the juggler.
So you don't get mermaids.
You don't want to catch D-VD
I shutter to think of the cost
VPNna
...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.
For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.
He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.
When the king learned of this, he was very angry.
"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.
The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."
He said....
No one likes a brown nose.
Switch to Heineken.
I'm in the 'Fitness Protection Programme '
Which witch would watch which watch?
Name her "Pregnant". So when a guy ask her her name, she will reply "I'm pregnant".
The only way to counter this is her coincidentally meeting a guy named "Dad".
guy: "Hello Pregnant, I'm Dad"
This is sound advice.
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
