Prolificate Puns

A list of puns related to "Prolificate"

Proguns, prolife, protein

Is it because they are pro And not amateurs that everyone should like them?

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👤︎ u/Deep-Room6932
📅︎ Feb 02 2022
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Based off an earlier /u/TheTwitchDJ joke: What good is a prolific author on sorcery when their work is full of...

...spelling mistakes?

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👤︎ u/reddiflecting
📅︎ Sep 05 2021
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There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.

Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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My newborn son has decided that every fresh diaper is a clean canvas that he must paint immediately.

He's a prolific shartist.

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👤︎ u/bdfariello
📅︎ Mar 22 2022
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The town's sheriff, who was also a prolific painter, was once attacked by seven men but managed to fight them off single-handedly. It was because....

He was a Marshal artist.

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👤︎ u/EvilSandwichMan
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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I was reading an article about Freddie Mercury and learned that he lived a double life...

The first everyone knows about, front-man for Queen, etc. etc.

But the other was fascinating. Apparently, he was really into writing science fiction and was quite the chemistry buff. He was fairly self-aware that he was a prolific mansplainer, as well. The best part was his pen name.. "Hg Wells, Actually."

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👤︎ u/adamant628
📅︎ Jan 25 2022
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Knowledge is power

TIL Schrodinger might have been the most prolific cat killer in history

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👤︎ u/nearlyrandom
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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