Proctors Puns

A list of puns related to "Proctors"

Did you know Proctor & Gamble is coming out with some new kids' products?

They call their combined anti-dandruff shampoo and body wash "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes" and the corresponding face wash "Eyes, Ears, Mouth, and Nose".

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👤︎ u/randomthrowaway62019
📅︎ Dec 24 2021
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I failed my ventriloquist exam

I can't say I'm surprised.

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👤︎ u/Ok_Presence36
📅︎ Oct 08 2022
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I burst into tears right before my physics exam.

The proctor asked, "What's the matter?"

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👤︎ u/tonzeejee
📅︎ Mar 10 2022
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I proctored 3 midterm exams for students on Thursday

My dad asked me if that made me a proctologist.

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👤︎ u/sirtheguy
📅︎ Oct 20 2014
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I’ve been working on my thesis that Swiss cheese is the greatest of all cheese.

But my proctor keeps finding holes in it.

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👤︎ u/Basic_Representative
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call it when a teacher watches his class as they take a test and plays online poker at the same time?

Proctor & Gamble

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👤︎ u/weird_al_yankee
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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Have you heard about the guy that died?

Told my wife this one his morning. She was not amused....

Me: Did you hear about the guy that died at Proctor and Gamble?

Her: No, what happened?

Me: Yeah he was at the lotion storage tanks I guess and he fell in and drowned because they couldn’t get him out.

Her: That sounds awful, what a terrible way to die.

Me: Yeah I guess what they say is true about this all.

Her: What?

Me: A body in lotion tends to stay in lotion

Her: ................. I’m serving you papers after that.......

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👤︎ u/Sleepytiger82
📅︎ May 16 2018
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