A list of puns related to "Proctologist"
In fact, he nearly rectum
These aren’t the ‘rhoids you’re looking for.
He said it was a coolin-off-scopy.
I told her to flip a coin... heads or tails.
You know, one crazy ass doctor
Ass-pirin.
Rectum.
In an orifice building.
>Here comes the plane!
He's a little too anal.
Which I really didn't appreciate.
...for someone that deals with assholes all day.
They always have the end in sight.
Pokemon
They're always in arrears.
" oh you know. Same 'ol shit."
They prefer innuendo.
He has seen some shit.
It was probative
yesterday, he gave me the finger
I told him "today you've made a powerful enema."
The process of elimination
It had a swollen semicolon
They both specialize in doo process
Because he always rectum.
A smart ass doctor
They're such a pain in the butt.
"Doctor, since you put me to sleep during the procedure, you weren't at all a pain in my ass."
He says the proctologist started laughing, but I have my doubts.
Background:
Eating dinner at a friends house with about 8 people. I have no idea how, but we started talking about prostate exams, and how men would rather have slimmer fingers than bigger ones perform the exam.
Me: Yea, I would rather have someone with smaller hands do the exam, but I would prefer a male doctor than a female.
Friend 1: Do you think there are any homosexual male proctologists?
Friend 2: I'm sure some have slipped through the cracks.
They're always in arrears.
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