Pro Bono Puns

A list of puns related to "Pro Bono"

U2's lawyers work pro bono.
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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Aug 17 2018
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Apple is giving away U2's new album to all of its iTunes customers for free. I guess it's pro-Bono.
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👤︎ u/fosh1zzle
📅︎ Sep 12 2014
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The biggest fan of U2 was a penniless lawyer

Everything he did was pro Bono

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👤︎ u/DutchBlob
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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Did you hear about U2's new lawyer?

Apparently he works pro Bono

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👤︎ u/jono0007
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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A free performance by the singer of U2 is

Pro Bono

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👤︎ u/SSDifferentDay
📅︎ May 29 2019
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Did you hear about the U2 fanclub that's just for attorneys?

It's called Pro Bono.

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👤︎ u/themeadows00
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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I want to file a lawsuit against U2, but I am finding it impossible to hire a lawyer.

Either they charge a lot of money, or they are pro bono.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 07 2018
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My attorney friend must really like the group U2

He is always talking about being Pro-Bono

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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What is it called when a skeleton works for free?

Pro Bono.

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👤︎ u/zartolos
📅︎ Oct 08 2016
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The guy from U2 is helping me with a legal case...

He's not charging for his services. It's pro bono.

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👤︎ u/CJE93
📅︎ Aug 10 2016
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A lot of people don't know I work as a professional Irish singer impersonator, but sometimes I do it free for charity.

You could say I work Pro Bono.

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👤︎ u/ShrimpHeavenNow
📅︎ Dec 25 2017
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Dadjoked a friend of mine who recently passed the CA bar exam...

Me: Congrats, but make sure you don't let your clients know about your love of U2.

Friend: Why?

Me: They'll think you're Pro Bono :(.

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👤︎ u/ginbooth
📅︎ Mar 02 2016
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I had booked a U2 for my wife's birthday party... (x-post /r/jokes)

Unfortunately they had to cancel. Luckily I found a replacement at the last minute. This new guy was amazing. He looked the part, sang all the songs exactly, and even his mannerisms were spot on.

After the party I went up to the replacement and asked how much I owed him for the gig. He said, "Don't worry mate, I'm pro Bono."

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👤︎ u/jskoker
📅︎ Jul 30 2017
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If U2 ever breaks up

I hope The Edge's lawyer isn't pro Bono

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👤︎ u/MiserMetal
📅︎ Feb 09 2016
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Did you hear about the lawyer working for U2?

He did all his work pro bono.

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👤︎ u/KickerofElves123
📅︎ Jul 31 2015
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A fan of U2 is claiming that his hearing was damaged at one of the band's recent concerts.

The fan is planning to sue, and U2 is looking for a pro Bono attorney.

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👤︎ u/HAL9000000
📅︎ May 12 2014
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Apple just gave me the new U2 album

It was pro-Bono.

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👤︎ u/Kupy
📅︎ Sep 16 2014
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U2

Do you think the lawyers of U2 do the job pro bono?

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👤︎ u/CuddlyLiveWires
📅︎ Aug 23 2013
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