Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.
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I heard my teenager mumbling in her sleep. She kept repeating, "1,3,5,7,9"

Literally she can't even.

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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she is up to now.

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You all know how 7 ate 9, right?

I suppose it was pretty obvious. 7 always was an odd number. Even 10 wasn’t shocked. 11 was all primed for the party, but when he factored in the whole situation, 12 split for (4) 3’s house.

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