Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Priestly Blessing"
That's why its holey.
Holy guacamole.
To pastorize it
Background: My priest and cantor came to bless my house today. Afterwards, we were talking a bit and he made a pretty funny joke. I laughed and said "That's a pretty funny dad joke!"
His response: "That's Father Joke to you."
Cue the eye roll and forehead slap from the cantor.
Being the hostess of Thanksgivikkah dinner this year, I made a little speech about how blessed I was and how I loved everyone at our table. Dad said I should have started with a joke and then offered this one up:
"A rabbi, a minister, and a priest walk into a bar. The bar tender says, 'what is this? A joke'"!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Would it be a holy guacamole?
Would it be a holy guacamole?
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