A list of puns related to "Pregnant Women"
you can unscrew an light bulb
Nun!
Six kid knees, for example.
Are ovary acting to the situation.
They’re great at deliveries
The last one was mad she came in 10th place
Breddit.
They gestate.
It didn't last long, but he made a prophet.
They're past their Prime.
The water break...
Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.
…only has one testicle and one ovary.
"Dad, my girlfriend is pregnant"
Son, I'm not mad.. Just disappointed
"Hi disappointed, I'm dad"
Son, did you just-
"Yes"
You're ready.
She asks a women's forum about tips and any possible side effects, being quite worried as this is her first child, she's very late into being pregnant and etc. A couple of hours later she receives a reply, and, with shaking hands, starts to read it: "I had a friend who was in the exact same position as you, and she decided to get her tooth removed. All should have been fine, but, there was a side effect: when the baby was born, it had no teeth."
Which is why the Dr with no arms couldn't work with pregnant women
My father and I got in an argument today...
Dad: Your mom fought with me because I said, "Women should stop having babies after 35..."
Me: "Well yeah, autism becomes a huge risk if women are pregnant at that age or older. Why was there a disagreement?"
Dad: "Because why would she want 36 kids..."
Long pause and then sarcastic laughter and slow clap.
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