A girl named Autumn tried to prank me.

I didn’t fall for it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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If a group of people fall for a prank today

Does that make them April Fools?

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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The senior prank didn’t sit well with the faculty members today. reddit.com/gallery/kd9axw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jalen_Hurts2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Don’t play pranks on your coworkers.

It’s a silly habitβ€”tricks are for kids!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Why do scientists suck at pulling pranks?

They lack the element of surprise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmmaTFox131
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post β€œ I pulled a small prank on the elevator

But it escalated quickly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jcham28
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Just finished playing billiards with my buddy in the Middle East when I decided to play a prank on him.

β€œIraq”, I said. Then Iran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdickkief
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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A man pranks his wife about his pregnancy.

It was a dad-joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greedygoyem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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A friend of mine, who is always up for pranks, asked if I wanted to go fishing with him
  • I don't know, whats the catch?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Maria, Marcos, and Maveric were siblings. Maria was ploting a prank on her brothers, so being the good friend i am, i had to...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_not_inevitable
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Being alone and have no one to prank..

...is a real pun-ishment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myhomebasenl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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I'm thinking of playing a prank on my wife and hiding all her cooking utensils...

But I'm not sure if I should take the whisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuaveSeduction
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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In Australia they prank call old people and just say OK boomer and hang up. It’s getting so popular it has a name…

Boomer rang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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When I was in high school, our prank was to release pigs with 1,3 and 5 painted on them.

After looking for 2 and 4 like crazy they thought...... That's odd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrock7784
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Extended Christmas dad prank

When my brother and I were little, we put out milk and cookies for Santa and carrots for the reindeers on Christmas eve, and woke up on Christmas morning to find them mostly eaten. We were delighted at proof of our nighttime visitors.

The next year our dad told us he had gotten an inside tip from the north pole: that Santa actually liked ramen and beer, not milk and cookies (as other, less well informed, dads and kids had always thought).

For years, we dutifully cooked ramen, put it on a table by the fireplace with a cold beer on the side, and woke up to the ramen and beer having been consumed in the night.

I knew my dad wasn't fond of milk or cookies, but it wasn't until later that we connected the dots and found out the deal about Santa. My dad was the one who ate the Santa food once we went to bed, and he had secretly convinced us to prepare his ideal midnight snack for as long as we believed in Santa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queenermagard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s

They were literally born yesterday!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Not a joke say but a good prank my dad pulls.

Years ago my dad got his ring finger torn off, so now all he has is a little stub.

So now when he meets new people he puts ketchup on it and puts a Chinese finger trap on. He walks up to them and puts on a flustered face. When they tell him he needs to "push together" he replies with "don't be stupid that won't work!"

He then proceeds to yank his finger out.....that's my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeppelinofled
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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I decided to prank my roommate

by pretending to jack off in front of him. It wasn't a good bait, or an ultra bait.

It was a master bait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maraudershake
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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Do you know the guy whose friend pushed into the ocean as a prank?

He’s salty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSwagdude
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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What do you call it when you prank a person on sunday?

Sabbathtoge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dominater4322
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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A farmer had been in a prank war with his cow for years.

One day, the cow left a fake skeleton in the field, and the farmer thought the cow got torn apart by wild beasts. Sighing as he dropped his shotgun, he said,"Great. How am I gonna have beef with you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3LTA-X
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Why are chemists bad at playing pranks?

They lack the element of surprise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowSpeedster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Seizing the prank v.redd.it/wkt0ui2t6l101
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM-for-PM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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Here's a fun dad prank.

When my dad was in high school, he was the manager at a small grocery store. He had a bunch of pranks he would play on newcomers, but this was by far the best one. He would have new people take those 5 gallon water jugs and have them "refill" the water fountains by pouring them into the water fountain drains. While he said most didn't do it, some of the less intelligent people did. He joked about this to me once, and we die of laughter talking about it to this day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pwnkaikz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2017
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My dad tried to prank me by loading the furnace with regular rocks that were painted black.

Totally uncoal, dude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Djental
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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Best prank to pull on Stevie Wonder? Sit him in front of a piano tuned two keys low.

He'll never see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zooph
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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What are some of your favorite April Fools day pranks to play on friends/ SOs?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilfork4f00d
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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What do you call prank plastic dog poop

Shampoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironpivot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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More of a dad "prank" i suppose...

When I was around 5 or 6 years old my dad was a police officer, and of course had a moustache. I remember one day he was in the bathroom for a little while with the door open standing by the sink, and called my sisters and I in there. As we approached the door, he sneezed this HUGE sneeze into a tissue. Pulled the tissue away, and his moustache was gone. Layed out perfectly on the tissue. We were so amazed that a sneeze could take his moustache right off of his face. We talked about it all day. Then we learned what shaving was

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginnydyer_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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What does a bird say after you pull a prank on it?

"Well, TOU-CAN play at this game!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BionicFire
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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As a lumberjack, I love playing pranks in the woods....

The trees fall for it all the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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The greatest prank call I ever pulled off

I was an ER tech in a fairly busy inner city hospital for a few years. On one unusually slow night, around 3am, I called up to labor and delivery from an outside line. The conversation went like this:

"Labor and Delivery Nancy speaking"

"Hi I have an unusual problem and I am hoping you can help me."

"OK what can I do for you?"

"Well a couple weeks ago my wife and I had a baby boy who was born with an extremely rare condition. You see, he was born without eyelids."

"Oh my goodness!"

"Yes. Well at your hospital there they tried a new experimental treatment. They used the foreskin from his circumcision to create eyelids for him. Have you heard about this procedure?"

"OH MY GOD! No! I haven't!"

"Well everything was going great and he seemed to be healing well but when he woke up this morning, he looked a little cockeyed..."

"..........."

"COCKEYED!"

<click>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurnTheTVOff
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2015
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I'm thinking of making a book about pranks with salt and pepper

I'm gonna name it "Seasonal Pranking."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeechipmunk
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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Son: Dad, was this all an April Fool's prank?

Dad: No, it was just a normal prank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rebane2001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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a prank my dad played on my sister when she started driving...

It's not a joke, but I thought this would still apply to this sub.

When my sister was learning how to drive, one of the first times she was backing out of our drive way, we were all in the car, my dad in the back seat with me. His window was down. As she backed out of the drive way, nervous, he had his arm out the window and SMACKED the side of the car with his hand to scare her (it worked).

My mom was not amused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k9centipede
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2013
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Grandpa prank

So one night at around 11 PM my grandpa gets out of bed to go take a piss. He was loud while getting up and stirred my grandma. So my grandpa is in the bathroom pissing for what seems like minutes to my grandma. She gets up to go see why he's been going so long and peeks in to see my grandpa pouring water extremely slowly out of a pitcher into the toilet with a huge grin on his face haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillSmiph
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2013
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Dads proudest prank moment

Dad is putting butter on my brothers bread slice. My brother doesn't want to have butter only in the center.

Brother: "Put butter on the edges"

Dad puts butter on the outside edges of the slice and hands it back to brother.

Brother is not amused.

Dad: "You told me to put butter on the edges" :-)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/initysteppa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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Copped this classic April fools prank from dad this morning.

Bursts into room

"QUICK GET UP YOU'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL!"

"Yeah yeah, April fools, you got me."

"Haha, damn, thought i'd be able to scare you"

I had forgotten to set my alarm last night, it was 9am and i was actually late for school. My respect for my dad at least tripled today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owchies
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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I just thought of a really good April Fool's prank....

...but then I realized that it's July, so I say "Awww April has already passed!"

My dad says, "Oh, I didn't even know she was sick!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaHaHarls
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2014
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More of a prank than a joke

I was sitting in a local Mexican food place with my wife having a late lunch and spot my 19yo daughter in the parking lot driving in her car with my 16yo daughter in the passenger seat. They were just returning from Vidcon.

They drove in front of the restaurant not noticing my wife's parked truck. I bolted out of the door of the restaurant and ran full tilt 500 yards across the parking lot following them all while ducking and weaving around cars so as not to be spotted. They pulled into a gas station on the other side of the parking lot from the restaurant just as I was able to sneak between the pumps and slam myself against her windshield and fall to the ground as if I had been hit. Then I flopped around on the ground like a fish.

It scared my 19yo daughter so bad she actually pee'd a little and couldn't stop crying. My 16yo was laughing so hard she couldn't breath.

I'm a bad Dad.

TL;DR: Bad father scared teenage daughter so bad she pee'd then cried.

Edit: Words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imdickie
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