For those who don’t know what a power plant is
My daughter asked me "What is a unit a power?"
My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation
I really have to make it count
Why are gas powered cars part of the LGBT community?
They have a transmission.
If I have a solar-powered phone, and I use it to make a call…
What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas?
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
After getting my first vaccine I asked the nurse what super power do I get, but she just looked straight through me.
Looks like I might have invisibility!
With great power
Comes great electricity Bill
I was experimenting with the power grid of my house
The results were shocking
I have the power to ejaculate a pretty good distance.
I’m surprised at how far I’ve come.
I own a solar powered food maker...
Ever since the power company shut off my electricity
I’ve been in a very dark place.
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
What do you say to warn your family you're about to test a new dad joke on them?
The power went out when I got my COVID vaccine, and I got lost in the building.
It was a shot in the dark, but I found it!
How do you measure the power of love?
In jewels
It's an engineering joke
What did Austin Powers say when he visited the apiary?
Judge: "So, Mr Robot. Your neighbour accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you plead?"
The defendant who is a robot: "Guilty as charged"
Working on a home construction project and felt like relaxing with drink. Of course it's unsafe to mix alcohol with power tools.
Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.
The power of my nun-chucks
Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.
Now she's a small medium at large.
What is a musicians favourite power tool?
The very first self-driving vehicle was invented by the Amish in the 1700's...
..the horse was great, the car was a little buggy.
Why can't the power bank see his kids?
Because he has a battery charge
Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.
He uses his Spider Census.
Why did the power line not go to prom?
I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
What does a junkie power ranger say before shooting up?
With great power comes...
...a lot of work over a short time.
Probably not Watt you expected, right? I currently currently feel a little resistance to this joke.
A pregnant mare can run faster than a horse
Because it has 2 horse power
Bullets are real odd
They only do their job once they’re fired
Great power, great responsibility, etc.
Why are pictures of Polar Bears always so powerful?
Because they're on polar roids.
What you call a sea horse with Telekinesis powers?
A Chi-horse
Sorry, this is the worst joke I have ever made
My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.
That well escalated quickly!
If you had a Tesla and it got stolen...
Would it now be an Edison?
Spider-Man offered to give me spidey powers to invent new quips for him.
I guess you could call it a quip pro quo.
My power walk was cut short today
I ran out of extension cord
Why can't athiests use exponents?
Because they don't believe in a higher power.
With great power comes...
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