For those who don’t know what a power plant is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuriSosa25
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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My daughter asked me "What is a unit a power?"

I replied "correct".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atheistmil
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation

I really have to make it count

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Why are gas powered cars part of the LGBT community?

They have a transmission.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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If I have a solar-powered phone, and I use it to make a call…

… is that a sun dial?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas?

Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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After getting my first vaccine I asked the nurse what super power do I get, but she just looked straight through me.

Looks like I might have invisibility!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnglustPoet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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With great power

Comes great electricity Bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pillar_man_5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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I was experimenting with the power grid of my house

The results were shocking

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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I have the power to ejaculate a pretty good distance.

I’m surprised at how far I’ve come.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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I own a solar powered food maker...

It's a apple tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Ever since the power company shut off my electricity

I’ve been in a very dark place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vagdryna
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snidawgg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiva8512
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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What do you say to warn your family you're about to test a new dad joke on them?

Try this on for sighs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llort_tsoper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Sons.....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimbermall
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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The power went out when I got my COVID vaccine, and I got lost in the building.

It was a shot in the dark, but I found it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltingavocado
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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How do you measure the power of love?

In jewels It's an engineering joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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[OC] Fire power
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRobotics5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What did Austin Powers say when he visited the apiary?

"Oh, beehive."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Judge: "So, Mr Robot. Your neighbour accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you plead?"

The defendant who is a robot: "Guilty as charged"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Working on a home construction project and felt like relaxing with drink. Of course it's unsafe to mix alcohol with power tools.

Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BetterThanOP
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Power play coming up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_Toast897
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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The power of my nun-chucks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theManlyMan8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.

Now she's a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eggsaladapologist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What is a musicians favourite power tool?

a BANDsaw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemesisprime1984
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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The very first self-driving vehicle was invented by the Amish in the 1700's...

..the horse was great, the car was a little buggy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Why can't the power bank see his kids?

Because he has a battery charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jet_001
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.

He uses his Spider Census.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MotherJoanFoggy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Why did the power line not go to prom?

She was grounded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooAvocados7098
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill

I got mixed results.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Dads, do you have the brain power for this joke? /r/cleanjokes/comments/k2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspire_me_please
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What does a junkie power ranger say before shooting up?

It's morphine time.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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With great power comes...

...a lot of work over a short time.

Probably not Watt you expected, right? I currently currently feel a little resistance to this joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_goldn_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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A pregnant mare can run faster than a horse

Because it has 2 horse power

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πŸ‘€︎ u/c0bu_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Scared af
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Bullets are real odd

They only do their job once they’re fired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Great power, great responsibility, etc.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hot_controller
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why are pictures of Polar Bears always so powerful?

Because they're on polar roids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadsreal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What you call a sea horse with Telekinesis powers?

A Chi-horse

Sorry, this is the worst joke I have ever made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/connectedwith5G
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.

That well escalated quickly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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If you had a Tesla and it got stolen...

Would it now be an Edison?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdbsplashum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Spider-Man offered to give me spidey powers to invent new quips for him.

I guess you could call it a quip pro quo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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My power walk was cut short today

I ran out of extension cord

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-nony-mouse33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why can't athiests use exponents?

Because they don't believe in a higher power.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kymoo6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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The power of chi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GUNGUNM4N
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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With great power comes...

A huge electricity bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P00PB0YY
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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