What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs.
Went to GameStop to use the bathroom, but it was out of order...
I guess I have to keep holding it.
The Invisible Man didn't get the job
The interviewer said he couldn't see him in that position
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
Why did I come home to find a police officer in my bed?
They were an undercover cop.
My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...
"Honey, it’s the little things that count!"
Did you hear about the politician with no body?
They say he's ahead in the polls.
You know you are upside down when...
...your feet smell and your nose runs.
