Pole Vaulting Puns

A list of puns related to "Pole Vaulting"

Did you hear about the man who invented a more efficient way to set up the high jump and pole vault?

He raised the bar.

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👤︎ u/trimofdoom
📅︎ May 26 2020
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I was helping my dad move stuff out of his storage unit when I came across a stack of metal rods.

Me: Dad, do you need these?

Dad (with a shit-eating grin): YES! In fact, I was going to put them in the bank. Then it would be a pole vault!

Bonus rebuttal! My husband (not a dad): Look, do you want us to help you or not?

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👤︎ u/pollyatomic
📅︎ Jul 01 2014
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