Real conversation with my wife...

I was feeding our baby daughter scrambled eggs this morning and she was refusing to eat and making a mess.

Wife: It looks like an eggs-plosion.

Me: Yeah, because she is being egg-nostic.

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📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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