No one at my party was able to break the clown piñata.
IT was hard.
Just got back from the supermarket - there was a guy rushing round the shop who had brought 15kg of paella rice, 5 cases of tequila, 8 sombreros and 12 piñatas.
I thought to myself, Hispanic buying.
I bought a piñata for my son’s birthday
It was a real hit
You know the bright side to being a piñata?
People always get hit on
My wife wants to eat pizza so frequently that it sometimes annoys me.
When we began discussing what to dine on this evening, she says to me, "How about we have something for dinner that starts with a 'p' and ends with an 'a' and isn't pasta?"
I roll my eyes and groan animatedly.
"There is no way a single pea is going to feed all three of us!"
^^She ^^laughed ^^harder ^^at ^^that ^^than ^^any ^^of ^^my ^^previous ^^corny ^^jibes, ^^so ^^I ^^thought ^^I'd ^^share...
My dad's funeral plans
I want piñatas at my funeral so people can be happy, but filled with bees so they're not too happy.
