Does anyone else have a persistent kinda burning/irritated/inflamed sensation in your eyes when you smoke several days consecutively? Somedays they'll feel fine but then ill smoke one too many bowls and my eyes will be inflamed for days. Im sure its some sorta dermatological condition and I guess I can just cut back on the pipes but curious as to whether others have experienced this or have a solution as my preference is one pipe a day...not a week!
I'm gonna try and keep this one focused on the Dawi roster. Potential generic Lords, new units, variations of current units, and a restructuring of the Underway interception mechanic. *swallows several gulps of brew* Let's get started.
Generic Lords
- Daemonslayer (generic Ungrim): These guys should function as a melee DPS oriented stack when compared to the default Dwarf Lord. They would have some yellow skills that buff slayers, GW infantry, a choice to boost weapon strength against either infantry or large, extra vigour and move speed. The Lord can also gain terror, and choose between being a duelist or monster slayer. These guys are meant to veer towards a shock and awe melee army.
- Ranger Longbeard: Something I feel the Dawi really need is a ambush oriented Lord type, especially since they spend so much of their time on defense in the early/mid-game. Cool Underway oriented campaign bonuses +interception ambush/defense. Channel some of that DnD Ranger, and give him yellow skills to choose a favored enemy type for the entire army. Buffs ammo and missile damage.
- Dwarf Lord: You know that Dawi who is basically a Thane, but in charge of an army. The original Dwarf Lord. I want this guy to have more utility, he's "The Red skilltree" Lord to me, and The classic Lord for the Dawi. His changes should reflect the attributes of all dwarfs, buffs to MD, vigor, and physical resistance. Give him a superior version of the rally skill in the red tree.
- Runelords: I have much to say about Runesmiths/Runelords and the Rune system in general. It would take too long, suffice to say; Runes don't feel like a "sidegrade" to magic, they feel like a straight downgrade. Anvils of Doom were created in honor of either Grungni, Grimnir, or Valaya. There should be a choice made when the Anvil of Doom is unlocked, which locks you into a set of powerful runes.
New Units
- Gronti Duraz (The ancient rune golems): [Suggested tags: Anti-infantry, Armor-piercing, Causes fear, Armored, Crumbling, Unbreakable], Ancient rune-forged statues, carved in a passing resemblance of ancestors past. Hand carved granite, thoughtfully placed bands of metal reinforcing the structure, and a bronze head carved in the likeness of Dwarf grim with bronze chains arrayed in the shape of a beard dangling from it. These stone bois plod into battle, a massive axe or hammer in both hands, and wreck infantry. They are animated by runes which absorb ambient magic in the air, in game terms they crumbl
Just watched a clip from the Finnish public broadcasting archive. The clip was from 1962 when the conpetitors had 3,3 grams of tobacco and 2 matches and a pipe of their choice. The objective was to make it last as long as possible. The Finnish record was 1h 42min, the world record achieved by an American 2h 5 min and the womens record 55 min. Finnish people have been competing in weird things such as throwing a Nokia phone and a rubber booth. Swamp football (soccer for you yanks) and wife carrying are also a thing. Never thought that something as noble as pipe smoking had been a sport to compete in.
Edit: I forgot to say this in the original text: The gents participating were all wearing suits and were looking like a million bucks. Not even snooker or darts athletes are this well dressed.
I bought a new savinelli pipe and was wondering if I could smoke anything in my new pipe and by I mean anything I mean Aromatics and Non-Aromatics together in one pipe because I heard some people designate certain pipes pertaining exclusively to Aromatics and certain pertaining exclusively to Non-Aromatic.
My Pipe Specifications. Savinelli Miel Honey Pipe 9mm filters MN#642
Dry your tobacco. Dry it as much as you think you should, and then dry it some more. I've put flakes out overnight or even longer. If you're in a real hurry and couldn't be bothered to prepare your tobacco ahead of time, then toss it in the microwave for 10 seconds. Pipe tobacco is incredibly resilient. I've had opened tins and bags lay around for months in my car and around my house. They still smoke exceptionally well. You want all the water content to evaporate. It will take much longer for the oils in the tobacco to dry up. The oils are what keep the leaf pliable and tasty. If it gets so dry that they just break and turn to dust, that's too dry, but it really takes a long time for that to happen. The water will evaporate long before then. Cheers and happy holidays everyone!
I've been reading "Sharpshooter in the Crimea", a compilation of letters sent home by Gerald Goodlake VC, a Coldstream Guards officer who commanded a group of sharpshooters in the Crimean War. Aside from all the other little details he mentions about his experience, his letters occasionally focus on his pipe smoking habit.
What tickled me the most is that he writes SEVERAL letters home emphatically trying to dispel rumors that he had been smoking Cavendish tobacco, with the implication that doing so would be far beneath his station. He then further defends himself by stating that the only time he ever smokes Cavendish tobacco is when no other type is available.
Seems people have been arguing over the "respectability" of various types of tobacco for centuries.
Well, folks. I enjoyed 5 or 6 years of reasonable tobacco prices by ordering from American tobacconists. Alas, my last five orders have resulted in two orders being sent back to the retailer and one being dinged with taxes and customs charges. On a 30$ order today I was charged 155$ at the Canada Post.
I'll need to renew my passport and plan trips. I just received some Burley seeds and will plant them this weekend. Additionally, I will start ordering cured but uncut leaf by the pound. Enjoy, Americans! You might not know just how good you have it. :)
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
Hey guys. I just bought my first pipe (corn cob), and so far I've used it twice. The last time I used it the smoke was kind of hot - almost hot enough to block the flavor of the golden cavendish entirely. Is this normal amongst pipes, or am I doing something wrong?
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Going back in time in pipesmoking history i don't believe that pipesmokers had bunch of pipes to smoke several bowles a day. Things were simpler i guess. Maybe this 24 hour rule probably is because of pipes are more expensive nowadays? Any ideas?
Wonder how many people actually keep it. And if i don't give a pipe rest what then? How it will affect taste of tobacco or pipes lifespan? Often people keep the rules but i'm interested in real experiences. Thanks. Ps. I use briar pipes.
It really does, I swear!
Met plenty of pipesmokers in my time, with reasoning ranging from “too much smoke” to fear of getting too high/“doing it wrong” to those who smoke in secrecy and cant risk trying to conceal large glass. What about pipes keeps you? (Not trying to insult anyone btw, I’m only curious. Smoke however you’re comfortable, I enjoy a pipe from time to time but personally bongs are the go-to glass)
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Stash https://imgur.com/a/D5AL4
I just realized that when I open my cabinet, my wife sees Somethig similiar to this. She knows there are a couple boxes with sealed tins, and doesn't really care enough to know more. Shes missing the other 90 pounds around the house. How do you guys manage?
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
