Pine Nuts Puns

A list of puns related to "Pine Nuts"

Where do pine nuts come from?

Whenever my step-mom makes a recipe with pine nuts in it, my dad always says, "Ah yes, pine nuts. From the male pine tree!"

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👤︎ u/Mortalys77
📅︎ Dec 03 2013
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My father in law attempted a dad joke. I ruined it.

Father in law: Have you ever seen pine nuts?

Me: Yah why?

FIL: How did you get it to spread it's legs(snickers)

Me: Log splitter (drinks beer)

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👤︎ u/insanotard
📅︎ Oct 17 2017
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What happens when you're lost in a pine forest?

"I don't know, pop, what?"

You go pine nuts!

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👤︎ u/annaftw
📅︎ May 21 2016
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