A list of puns related to "Pimpl"
I told her she’s abscessed with it.
An octopus.
He's the only man in history who was Stallin and Russian at the same time.
...it's an audible joke spoken in slang. The ingredients are there, but it takes too much explanation
I know I've already ruined it . Bring on the down votes but please help me make it flow better. I've been beating it around since the old 'experience project' days
To be clear, the premise of the joke is that Stallin sounds like "stalling" and Russian sounds like "rushing."
..is it an oxymoron or a paradox?
Oohe.. bonus.. an oxymoron is a dummy who doesn't know how to apply pimple cream and a paradox is footwear worn by skinheads (pair of docs) . ..kinda harsh, huh.. maybe 2 doctors?
Ok, bring on the crickets and the down votes. I can take it...😬🤕😁
Big EDIT: I absolutely mean no disrespect to any Russians, Georgians, Ukrainians, or any Eastern Europeans whatsoever. Or anybody anywhere. ..or any kinds of groups of any kind of people, or any members of the Stalin family, past, present or future.
Lansing.
So I told her she needed to think like one of those Californian farmers and harvest it before it's ripe so it'll hold during shipping.
She just gave me the typical teenaged narrow-eyed smirk and said 'What's wrong with you!?'
I was crushed.
I can feel it
It's a seize and de-cyst order!
"That'zit!"
I told her "okay, if you incyst"
Not from me, but from other people.
His cyst-er
the doctor tells him that they're benign so he's fine and the pirate responds "no thar be ten"
I popped it.... I don't know why I felt the need to tell you about it, but I had to get that off my chest.
When it was over, I turned to my friend and asked, "Did you get anything out of it?"
How do they squeeze an hour out of that?
Its on your shoulders! Hold Still!
>squeezes head with both hands
"it wont pop, darn it"
I did this to my kid the other day.
A pimple pauper
Do you call someone who's learning to manage sex workers a 'pimple'?
Was in the kitchen walking around without my shirt, had a couple of pimples on my shoulder.
Dad: "Can I pop that zit on your shoulder?"
me: "huh?"
dad squeezes my head between his hands
An octopus.
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