Because all they do there is selfish.
A preliminary investigation confirmed a very large amount of dead birds on the roadway. According to the investigation, an overwhelming majority of these deaths were the result of an impact with an 18-wherler.
The state reached out to Boston College, Harvard, UMass, and MIT and created a team of experts in the fields of transportation, physics, ornithology, and animal psychology. These experts conducted a six-month-long study of the events around the Turnpike. Their goal was to determine why such a large number of birds were being killed by 18-wheelers.
The results of this study revealed that one specific species of crow (the Bostonian black) has a natural defense mechanism that allows it to audibly warn other birds of oncoming vehicles. Over time, the other birds come to depend on this audible warning. Unfortunately, there appears to be a defect in this defense when it comes to warning about the 18-wheelers.
Apparently the crow can say "caw, caw" to warn the other birds but it can't say "twuck, twuck."
I hear there is lots of on screen chemistry
It didn’t do as well as hoped. Maybe they set the bar too high.
Something catchy.
A number of years ago, we moved to Allston, Massachusetts, the world capital of hipsters. You know, hipsters, the folk who wouldn't be caught dead doing, wearing or listening to something conventional.
Allston is separated in two by Massachusetts Turnpike, a major interstate highway. To the south is Allston Village, to the north is Lower Allston. There's a bridge across the Pike, connecting the two.
After a year, I realized that the hipsters tend to inhabit Allston Village and rarely show up in Lower Allston.
After two years, I figured that it was the bridge that they couldn't cross.
After three years, it finally dawned on me why hipsters couldn't cross the Mass Pike.
Do you care to know why hipsters can't cross the Mass Pike?
Do you?
I'll tell you.
It's too mainstream.
I love it. And I swear the people I bait don't bite. Am I reeling them in? Or just playing hide-the-hook?
Serious question. I fear I'm a pun master with no audience. please help.
A motor-pike and side-carp.
I think it was Pike and Tina Tuna.
This is a true story, I'm relaying it as I heard it yesterday.
Yesterday I was at the Summit Shop of Pike's Peak (14,100 feet in elevation) in Colorado. As I was standing in line to purchase a few things from their cafe, among them some of their 'famous' donuts I heard a dad and son have the conversation below:
Son: "These Donuts look weird."
Dad: "That's because they're high altitude donuts."
S: "How do you know they're high altitude donuts?"
D: "Because we're at a high altitude."
I took my fiancée to the sea life centre this afternoon. In the walk-through tunnel under the aquarium, she spotted a fish which had a large wound on its side which looked quite nasty.
"I wonder what happened to it" she asked.
"Maybe it fell off its motor-pike" I replied.
Eye rolling commenced.
1195 Baltimore Pike #100, Gettysburg, PA 17325
