I bet a lot of narcissists work at Pike Place Market.

Because all they do there is selfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2022
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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2022
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Tricky dive this one...The reverse flip, 2.5 somersault with a pike....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2021
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The Massachusetts Department of Transportation received multiple calls of dead birds on the Boston Turnpike.

A preliminary investigation confirmed a very large amount of dead birds on the roadway. According to the investigation, an overwhelming majority of these deaths were the result of an impact with an 18-wherler.

The state reached out to Boston College, Harvard, UMass, and MIT and created a team of experts in the fields of transportation, physics, ornithology, and animal psychology. These experts conducted a six-month-long study of the events around the Turnpike. Their goal was to determine why such a large number of birds were being killed by 18-wheelers.

The results of this study revealed that one specific species of crow (the Bostonian black) has a natural defense mechanism that allows it to audibly warn other birds of oncoming vehicles. Over time, the other birds come to depend on this audible warning. Unfortunately, there appears to be a defect in this defense when it comes to warning about the 18-wheelers.

Apparently the crow can say "caw, caw" to warn the other birds but it can't say "twuck, twuck."

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I am taking a girl to see that new film about Marie and Pierre Curie

I hear there is lots of on screen chemistry

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A bunch of guys decided to build a cocktail lounge on top of Pike’s Peak.

It didn’t do as well as hoped. Maybe they set the bar too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mallthus2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What type of music should you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pinofk
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2022
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If you can think of a better fish pun…

Let minnow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VonJustin
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2022
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[OC] Allston

A number of years ago, we moved to Allston, Massachusetts, the world capital of hipsters. You know, hipsters, the folk who wouldn't be caught dead doing, wearing or listening to something conventional.

Allston is separated in two by Massachusetts Turnpike, a major interstate highway. To the south is Allston Village, to the north is Lower Allston. There's a bridge across the Pike, connecting the two.

After a year, I realized that the hipsters tend to inhabit Allston Village and rarely show up in Lower Allston.

After two years, I figured that it was the bridge that they couldn't cross.

After three years, it finally dawned on me why hipsters couldn't cross the Mass Pike.

Do you care to know why hipsters can't cross the Mass Pike?

Do you?

I'll tell you.

It's too mainstream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2022
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I fish for puns, such as pike

I love it. And I swear the people I bait don't bite. Am I reeling them in? Or just playing hide-the-hook?

Serious question. I fear I'm a pun master with no audience. please help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobAlmighty
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2014
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Whats the fastest thing on the river bed?

A motor-pike and side-carp.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I was walking around this aquarium the other day. When I heard these 2 fish singing....

I think it was Pike and Tina Tuna.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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[OC] Hats off to this legend

This is a true story, I'm relaying it as I heard it yesterday.

Yesterday I was at the Summit Shop of Pike's Peak (14,100 feet in elevation) in Colorado. As I was standing in line to purchase a few things from their cafe, among them some of their 'famous' donuts I heard a dad and son have the conversation below:

Son: "These Donuts look weird."

Dad: "That's because they're high altitude donuts."

S: "How do you know they're high altitude donuts?"

D: "Because we're at a high altitude."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Halloween is coming.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimrob4
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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No escape from dad jokes, even at the aquarium

I took my fiancΓ©e to the sea life centre this afternoon. In the walk-through tunnel under the aquarium, she spotted a fish which had a large wound on its side which looked quite nasty.

"I wonder what happened to it" she asked.

"Maybe it fell off its motor-pike" I replied.

Eye rolling commenced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carl0071
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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The Gettysburg Adress

1195 Baltimore Pike #100, Gettysburg, PA 17325

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