I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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My friend told me, β€œYou have a B.A., Master’s, and a Ph.D., but you still act like a moron.”

It was a third degree burn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What do you call being roasted by a guy with Ph.D?

A 3rd Degree Burn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Badjuju_Gamer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Some lifeguards at the pool were doing a ph test to see how the pool was doing, and I was fascinated by it.

I thought to myself, β€œDang, hydrogen is powerful”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obscure_Things
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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My teacher told me to begin studying things with a pH higher than 7.

She always tells me to start with the basic stuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex13104
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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A chemical warehouse was robbed at gunpoint, the assailants cleaned out all stores of substances with pH above 7.

"All your base are belong to us"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiddenLayer5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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They told me to post this here. Credits u/Gra_ph
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Real_Kallari
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Who has the highest pH of any MLB Hall of Famer?

Al Kaline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Long-Afternoon
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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what you you call a duck with a Ph. D. ?

a Ductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirFancii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Bet she graduated with a Ph tea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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My coworker has to drink alkaline water to prevent IC flare-upsβ€”the higher the pH the better.

That’s so basic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjazzy1990
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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I told them my duck was pH 8. . .

But that was a base canard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genshed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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The pH in my wife’s aquarium is too high...

...bunch of basic fishes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schmoopy_Boo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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My dad has a Ph.D. and M.D...

Everytime the waitress brings food to our table he shouts "Just what the doctor ordered!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkalajian
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2013
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"Is that with a 'ph?'"

I was trying to find the chords for a song for my dad, but I didn't recognize the melody right off the bat either.

"What's the name of the song?"

"Westphalia Waltz."

"Is that with a 'ph?'"

"Yes...probably about 7.0."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/draqza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2016
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My friend said, β€œYou have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”

It was a third degree burn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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My friend got a Ph.D. on the History of Palindromes.

He’s now Dr. Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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My friend said, β€œYou have a BA, Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”

It was a third degree burn.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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My Redditor friend just got his Ph.D. on the history of palindromes.

He is now Dr.Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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