I once photographed a track team practice for the high school yearbook.
I guess you could call it timed laps photography.
People who like to be photographed in natural light..
..should be taken outside and shot.
I've often wondered, are people with photographic memories born with that ability..
..or does it just take time to develop ?
She had a photographic memory,
Peter Parker lost his photographer job at the Daily Bugle
Now he works in web development.
What was everyone saying about the photographer who got the prosthetic foot?
They got some new faux-toes
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him.
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
What's a photographers favourite food?
A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing.
He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
If you want to make easy money, just take photographs of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
I used to know an unpredictable photographer
he was a real loose Canon
I've kept photographs of all my old girlfriends
they're more attractive than the younger ones.
My neighbours, the Razzis, have more photographs hanging from their walls than anyone I’ve ever known.
Thanks to their dad, Papa Razzi.
The first photograph of a black hole was released
Rare photograph of The Milky Way viewed from Mars
My friend the photographer always trims the outer edges of his pictures to be curved so that every edge is equidistant from the center...
He liked making crop circles.
Did you hear about the naked photographer who was taking timelapses in the Arctic?
Why can't anyone get a photograph of a grizzly with shoes or socks on?
Today I found out hunters and photographers have a lot in common
They both sit and wait in bushes to shoot animals
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a photographer.
Everyone has a photographic memory...
Some people just don’t have film.
What is the best quality to use when photographing forks?
Kid: how are photographers born?
Dad: Well son, when a paparazzi and a mamarazzi love each other very much...
Why are photographers so hesitant to get into a relationship?
They're interested in developing one, but can't stop focusing on all the negatives.
What do you call a photographer werewolf?
My friend likes to stop by my wind farm and take photographs of my windmills...
He likes to shoot the breeze.
A group of photographers went out to dinner..
As they sat at their table, taking photos of their food for social media, one of the photographers realized he hadn't been given water. He approached the bar and asked for a glassful, with which the bartender obliged. Rather than immediately leaving, he stood there and stared at the bartender for a moment before returning to his seat.
Soon enough, he found himself thirsty again, and took another trip to the bar, and once again stared at the bartender. This happened again and again throughout the night, with the bartender becoming progressively more frustrated by the photographers persistent requests for glasses of water and uncomfortable stares. Finally, on the photographers fifteenth trip, the bartender loses his cool and yells, "Take a pitcher, it'll last longer!"
I'm a photographer who got paid in exposure.
My son and I both have Honda's and he's a photographer. I told him it would be nice to get a photo of the cars.
He took one, but not of his own accord.
What type of photographs cost money and which ones are free?
I always thought our next door neighbor was a good and honest photographer. Then he got arrested...
I guess we all assumed that he was "framed".
Did you hear about the photographer who got lost in the woods?
Just got the test shot from our wedding photographer, but we accidentally dropped them into the mixing bowl filled with sugar, milk, and Jell-O mix.
Wife to be can't believe we actually did that, but I told her the proof is in the pudding.
He who eats a photograph of his dad...
...will soon be spitting image of his father.
While talking about photographing mirrors...
Good job coming dad. (3 year old son after he told me to come eat breakfast)
Me: Mommy tells me that all the time.
He has a near photographic memory, I'm hoping one day when he's twenty he coughs out his cold cereal in college as he gets the joke.
Two photographer friends of mine went on a date together and immediately decided to get into a relationship. My other friends found this really weird but I think those two just
clicked with one another really well.
[OC] At what time of day can a photographer get the perfect picture? When can they get just the right angle?
Are people born with a photographic memory?
Or does it take time to develop?
Are people born with photographic memories...
....Or do they take a while to develop?
I have a photographic memory
It's just not developed yet
A friend of mine is making easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
Taking a family portrait
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
I was born with a photographic mind.
It just took some time to develop.
My friend is making a lot of easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel!
If you want to make easy money, just take photographs of salmon dressed in suits, and sell them online.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
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