Popey Le Pew.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Pew! Pew! Pew!
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I told a group of storm troopers β€œHappy Pew Year....”

But they totally missed the punchline.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Pew a Pew
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IKEA564
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Pew pew
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Showerthought: The Hugo Award could be nicknamed The Pew-Pewlitzer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunar-Modular
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Pew, pew
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inDgenious
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Benches in churches are pews

Benches in synagogues are pewish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CourageKitten
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Pew Pew Pew (x-post /r/funny) imgur.com/oxhhrj8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kamgar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2015
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Pew, pew!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lafondancer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2016
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Why did Pepe’ Le Pew prefer small Spanish Swords?

Because they are a little rapier...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chown-root
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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My therapist just told me I have extreme difficulty in picking up social cues.

I think she is in love with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What happens to someone who farts in church?

They have to sit in their own pew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthLukas71
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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How do you make Holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ash_bel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What do you call Remy when he goes with Linguini to the military?

Ratashootie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpRuce64
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What does a phaser sound like in church?

Pew Pew Pew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wushock4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Where do skunks pray?

In pews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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When Jedi go to church…

Do they sit in pew pew pews?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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I get depressed if I don’t play video games.

I always need to console myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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The seating columns at my church are going through a period of awkward changes...

***Pew***berty, in other words.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

A tyre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RocketButtMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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When a man farts in church...

He sits in his own pew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Han shot first
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CC_Dormouse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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To celebrate my cake day, I thought I'd give you all a pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luigiblade777
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What did the gunslinger see when he entered the church?

Pew-pew-pew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyArmy2019
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Why do atheists give away all their spare money ?

They're a non-prophet organization

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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When my mom was in labor, my head got stuck in her, and the midwife had to pull me out.

That’s how excited I was to see my little brother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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Why is a Catholic Mass like The Gunfight At The O.K. Corral?

Pew! Pew! Pew!...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-A
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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When you fire a Laser gun

https://imgur.com/gallery/TMpi7zN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaymonDGYC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Hopefully one day I'll find an f-35
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lisamar13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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What do storm troopers and churches have in common?

Pew-Pew-Pew-Pew-Pew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JephriB
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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You know your uncle went to WWII with a toy gun

He had nerfs of steel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramiel01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Santa actually only had two reindeer

Rudolph and Olive (the other reindeer).

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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Why is it rude to fart in church?

Because of everyone else that has to sit in your pew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanOfAllTrades80
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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This morning I dropped my son off at school and said:"Bye son"

He replied: "Buffalo". It took me about 5 seconds to get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrewerGeo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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If you're injured, call the law offices of...

Passing a billboard for the law offices of Powell, Powell, and Powell, I said to my wife, "Those are the attorneys I would call."

"Why?"

"They're obviously the most Powell-ful firm in town."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hossalicious
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2016
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How can you be sure you’ll always be able to find a seat in Star Wars church?

Because of all the pew-pew-pews!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nowhere53
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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What do laser guns and churches have in common?

Pew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue__Wind
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2015
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How does a Catholic gun sound when used to shoot?

Pew pew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gentlewoolfy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sinbad909
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your pew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoochwalla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Where does a gamer sit when they go to church?

In the pew pew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/she_had_a_name
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What sound does a bullet shot in church make?

Pew pew pew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pinknoodles2000
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Why's a church the worst place to go during a war?

Because of all the pews.

pew, pew, pew pew pew!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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What did the stormtrooper say when he went into a church for the first time?

Pew. Pew, pew, pew. Pew, Pew.

Pew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guyanonymous
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2015
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Did you hear about the battle down at the church?

It was all, pew pew pew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr-fuhrer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What do laser guns and churches have in common?

Pews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paxman2205
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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