Pet Shops Puns

He only went for a gander

Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."

Me- “You gave me one too many”

Shopkeeper- “that one is a freebie”

Police are warning people to look out for anyone selling hot dogs.

Police have no leads to investigate

for some reason the seamed confused when i asked how long it takes for the birds to grow.

I wanted a dog that was all put together.

I said how much for the wasp?

He said he didn't sell wasps

I said well there's one in your window

The slogan is: One good tern deserves another.

“I don’t care what star sign it is” The guy replies.

she gave me butterfly’s.

Fortunately, I got one free off the web.

"Where's your pet shop?" I asked.

He said, "Depends what he's after."

She's been diagnosed with buypolar disorder.

I said, "Have you got any bird cages for my son?"

He said, "What sort were you thinking?"

I said, "I don't care, as long as he can't get out."

They had nothing larger than a mouse.

They were going cheep!

The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.

Me: "You've given me one too many"

Shopkeeper: "That one is a freebie."

He handed me thirteen and said "last one is a freebie"

That one is a freebie

"You've given me one too many." "That one is a freebie."

So I got one off the web.

The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”

I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”

I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."