A list of puns related to "Pessimists"
Can't-tankerous.
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
Optimist.....Nah!! Of course they can.
The Opportunist.
But I’m negative.
They're always negative.
The optimist orders a drink while the pessimist puts ice on the bruise.
A so-be-it union.
B Negative
Sorry for doubting you, I stand corrected.
They both fear the wurst
Constructive criticism.
They are both naysayers
I’m positive things will go wrong.
An optometrist just has a pair of glasses!
I tried to get this to a sexual joke, but I will leave it as an exercise for the reader.
"When is Happy hour?" asks the first pessimistic.
"Probably when we leave," says the second.
They're always worried about their fuschias
A pelican't.
Because he was a famous neigh-sayer.
B negative
so he opened the trunk and pulled out despair.
It didn't work out
That'snot going to happen.
Even my blood type tells me to B Negative
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it’s an exit.
A pessimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and assumes it is an onrushing train.
The train conductor sees two stupid guys staggering on train tracks.
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