A list of puns related to "Personal Health Information"
All right reddit, I have to get this off my chest. Iโm absolutely SICK of this pandemic. Everywhere I go, Iโm constantly being PESTERED to wipe down surfaces and sanitize my hands. Itโs a complete infestation of my personal space!
Letโs face it, our ailing democratic rights have taken a huge hit. And this is a symptom of a larger problem. Namely, our ruling class seems totally impaired! We are being totally ill-informed by people who claim they know everything about this disease.
For example, this whole situation has been plagued with problems since the beginning! Itโs a scourge on whatโs left of humanity.
So I say, itโs time to break out of the shackles and seize our lives back! We need to combat this virus that flew around the world with everything weโve got. Because this lock down is bugging the hell out of me! This is a cold call to do your part. The health of our society depends on it!
Happy quarantine, everyone!
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
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