I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"

"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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My wife has an extraordinary ability to cook persevered food from a jar.

Her cooking is uncanny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saffmj23
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I told my daughter, "Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?" She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. "It’s true!"

"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomguy6282
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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