What do you call a magician who loses his magic?
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What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
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How do you get a farm girl to like you?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What do you say to warn your family you're about to test a new dad joke on them?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
How do you make a Lamborghini?
You get a Sheeporghini and a Ramborghini to fall in love.
My 12-year-old daughter and I came up with this one together.
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What does a clam do on his birthday?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
What do you call a dog without legs?
It doesn't matter what you call it, he's not coming.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What do you call a bunch of flies in a vacuum chamber?
Walks.
For those who didn't get it , it's okay , there's no pressure at all !
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︎ Mar 23 2021
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
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What do you call a fat psychic?
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9yo shared this one with me: What do you call a cow who just had a baby?
De-calf-inated!
Edit: it's been pointed out some people pronounce calf as cΔlf, so its taking a second. Pronounce it like decaffeinated coffee.
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What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
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What do you call a happy cowboy?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What do you call a werewolf youtuber?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What do you call a hippieβs wife?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What do you call a scotchman with diarrhea?
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
What does a dad do when he thinks of new jokes?
He tries them on for sighs.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
What do you call Mark Zuckerberg in a bikini?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
What do you call a stupid cow?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What do you get when you pick a pigs nose π½?
Ham boogers.
I know. I know...
Snot funny
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
What do you call a giant racist clown?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do runners eat before a race?
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
How do you clone a plant?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What do you call it when a random person farts on a bunch of strangers?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
How do you get pikachu on a bus?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What do you call a typo on a headstone?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What do you call a bounty hunter with no underwear?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
-Edit-
Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Do you remember when you were a kid and whenever you cried, your parents would say, βIβll give you a reason to cry!?" I always thought they were going to hit me...
...not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
How do astronomers organize a party?
They planet.
(Yeah. I saturn one of their meetings, so I know)
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︎ Mar 21 2021
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
How do you turn your tongue into a superhero?
You just bite it really hard. It will become Thor.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
The price for a slice of pie in Costa Rica is $2.50 and $3.00 in the Bahamas. Do you know what those are?
The pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
What do you call a Boomerang that doesnβt come back.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
What do you call the christian version of the A-Team?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do you call a magician that lost his magic?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What do you call a magician who's lost his magic ?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
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