I'd tell you a pencil pun, but it'd be pointless.
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︎ Jan 04 2013
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Did you hear the joke about the blunt pencil?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
I designed a pencil with erasers at both ends.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What did the sharpened pencil say to the dull pencil.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
A pencil isn't John Wick's primary murder weapon.
But it's definitely number 2.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Iβm going to stop calling them βpencil sharpenersβ
And start calling them βpencil shortenersβ. Weβll see how long my family can take it
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︎ Feb 08 2021
My new pencil sharpener came with a good set of instructions.
It was full of useful pointers.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
I once made a pencil with 2 erasers.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Did you hear about the artist who gave up on his uncompleted drawing after accidentally breaking his pencil?
Apparently, there was no point to continue drawing the picture
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Road trip - why did the Dad tell the kids to take out their pencil and pad?
The sign said Draw bridge.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I've decided to marry a pencil.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I have been making pencil sketches of my family and it's not exciting at all
Back to the drawing, bored
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Iβve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Why did the pencil smell so bad?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Sarge 50 pushups now!
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︎ Jan 03 2021
When I go shopping for brow pencils, I never know what I want
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︎ Nov 27 2020
My friend bought a microscopically precise pencil sharpener.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Shakespeare's Pencil
The British Museum has a display that holds a pencil that belonged to Shakespeare...
Unfortunately it's so chewed up that they can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I bought a pen that can write underwater
... it can write other words as well.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Why should you bring a pencil sharpener to every class?
So you always get the point!
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What did the pencil bag say when it got poked?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why did the pencil cry?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
What did Sula become when he got stabbed by a pencil?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I was going to tell a joke about a blunt pencil
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Did you hear the one about the broken pencil?
Forget it, itβs pointless.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
It's the opposite day and my friend challenges me in tic tac toe. when it's his turn, he grabs the pencil by his foot. I ask him why and he responds:
"I'm playing the toe tactic"
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Whatβs a pencils favorite vacation destination?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
The director told me to follow the pencil with my eyes.
Honestly, I couldnβt see the point.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
There's a sale on pre-sharpened pencils
Can you imagine all of the shavings?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
A father and son were sitting in the woods.
Son: Dad, do trees poop?
Dad: Of course son, how do you think we get #2 pencils.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
I tried writing with a broken pencil, but it didn't work.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?
He worked it out with a pencil
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What do you call a pencil that is never sharpened?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Why can't pencils and erasers move?
Because they're stationery.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Where do pencils come from?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil
But nevermind. It's pointless.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I hate when my pencil breaks :(
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︎ Apr 14 2020
What did the ninja delivery boy say to the office manager when he was delivering an unexpected order of pens, pencils, and paper goods?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Did you know that trees poop?
Thatβs where #2 pencils come from.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I've decided to marry a pencil
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I have a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
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︎ May 26 2020
Someone own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now he can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
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