Slightly peeved that the makers of the shampoo, "Head and Shoulders"...

…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I have a pet peeve

And he’s my best friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/new2ms2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Flush!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllSaintOx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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When I finally get a dog, I'm going to name him Peeve.

That way he will be my pet, Peeve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/99_Woodcutting
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What is Harry Potters favorite search engine

Ask Peeves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteriouslyHorny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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My Pet Peeve
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πŸ‘€︎ u/McNooberson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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My husband and I were talking about my pet peeves.

Me: I have a lot of pet peeves. Him: How do you feed them all? Me: Facepalm. Slow chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seaweed_is_cool
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2015
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I get so annoyed when I step in dog poop.

I guess you could say it's a pet peeve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meta_pun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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A king had a problem with a serial killer chicken...

He placed 30 silver coins as a bounty, and was peeved after a month had passed and nobody had taken the offer. He inquired to his squire, who responded that nobody would undergo such an unpleasant pheasant hunt for such a poultry sum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KetoSaiba
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2016
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I hate my dog.

Probably shouldn't have named him Peeve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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A new dad moved in next door...

So, as the title says, a new dad moved in next door with his young wife and infant son.

All the houses in the neighborhood are fairly modest and perfect for new families and first time homebuyers, so we get a lot of those.

As they were unloading, I decided to do the neighborly thing and quickly introduce myself without getting too much in their way.

While we were chatting, his wife comes out with the LARGEST great dane I’ve ever seen.

The shock on my face must’ve been obvious because he quickly explained, with a bit of an annoyed tone, β€œYea, that’s my wife’s dog. I still have my childhood cat, but now this is my biggest pet, Peeve.”

β€œCome say hello, Peeve!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/racas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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My wife hit me with this

As out cat sad meowing at out dinner table my wife looked at me and said "I hate when she does that its like my biggest pet, peeve" the she started giggling. It makes me proud to know she's ready for our baby to be here in a few weeks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forgetfulotter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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A typical joke from my dad

"I want to get a dog and name it 'Peeve,' that way I can have a pet Peeve."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epg513
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2013
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My dad understands directional terminology

My mom, dad, and I are sitting in the living room reading and whatnot. We're talking about going on a drive later when my mom says, "One of my pet peeves is when people incorrectly use up and down for going places. I had to bite my tongue this week because a coworker said he was going up to the Seward office when it's south of of us. Up is north, down is south. But I didn't want to belittle him." So my dad says, "Why? Because he is bipolar?"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2014
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Slightly peeved that the makers of the shampoo, "Head and Shoulders"...

…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Slightly peeved that the makers of the shampoo "Head and Shoulders"...

…have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2017
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The best name for any pet is...

Peeve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePegassi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I'm going to name my dog Peeve

So that I can introduce it as my pet, Peeve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kqt65720
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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My dog just sits there staring at me.

It's my biggest pet peeve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChingChangChui
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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