What was the shy pebbles' greatest aspiration?

To be a little boulder

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2 pebbles washes up on the beach. One says to the other, "Are you married?"

Other replies, "No, I'm shingle."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock!

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👤︎ u/jxwtf585
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried...

I'd always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.

I'll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones...

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They have a new birth control pill for men that's the size of a small pebble.

You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

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📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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Why did the pebble cross the road

It wanted to be a little boulder.

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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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So I found a pebble that looked like a guitar pick...

I told my girlfriend it was for rock music

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👤︎ u/CamPfaff
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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What do you say if the pebble in your sandal feels bad about itself?

You birkenrock!

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📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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What do you say to a mourning pebble?

"My sediments"

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👤︎ u/MrSepiks
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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How does Fred Flintstone fix Pebbles broken toys?

With a little dab a’ glue!

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📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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Why aren't Fruity Pebbles sold on Sunday?

Because there's no Post on Sundays.

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📅︎ Aug 30 2016
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This guy found a Leprechaun

This guy found a Leprechaun tossing a pebble back and forth. The guy said, "Hey, what are you doing with that pebble?" The Leprechaun replied, "Oh, 'tis not a real pebble, it be plastic" "Well..." the guy replied "...Then why do you have a plastic pebble?" The Leprechaun responded, "It's me shamrock"

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📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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5yo daughter: "Dad! I've got something in my shoe :("

Me: Is it feet?

She's never amused. It's usually a small pebble or a piece of tree bark or something.

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👤︎ u/xbtdev
📅︎ Feb 27 2014
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What is Thanos's favorite cereal?

Infinity pebbles

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👤︎ u/hknewt
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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My wife got me yesterday

We're on a hike with our 6 month old. I pointed to a rock (pretty big and seemed out of place) and said, "I wonder where it came from." My wife says, "oh, well someone probably planted a pebble"

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Dad, is than an octopus?

SO and I were walking in Port Angeles, WA near the octopus statue made out of small rocks and pebbles... and we overheard this conversation between a kid and his dad:

> Dad, is that an octopus?

> No, son, that's a rock-topus.

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📅︎ Jul 07 2015
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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock.

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👤︎ u/jxwtf585
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/krystx57
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish?

That she was a little boulder!

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