A list of puns related to "Pattinsonize"
Da-Wayne
Wife: "So vampires do turn into bats."
(I have no idea if she heard this elsewhere, but I def laughed at breakfast.)
He took 14 years to turn into a bat
He has been released on Bale
The boy says, "Dad, it isn't what it looks like!"
His father laughs heartily and sits down next to him.
"Boy," he says, "you can watch Twilight once."
"Really? You don't mind?"
"Of course not, but remember if you ever watch it again..."
His smile vanishes in an instant.
"...it's a Pattinson."
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