Getting quite tired of my friends calling me a pathological liar

Being the head of the NSA during the week and captaining the International Space Station on the weekends can be very exhausting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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A constipated pathological liar told me he was having a bad day.

He was full of shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaseyWillstat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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A constipated pathological liar told me he wasn't feeling well.

I could tell he was full of shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaseyWillstat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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Two travelers are lost in the woods when they come across a man lying in their path.
         One says, β€œWe’re saved! We can ask him for directions!” His friend, however, had a somber expression on his face.
          β€œDoesn’t something seem off to you about this man?” he replies, gesturing to the figure lying prostrate on the road before them.
          β€œWhat do you mean?” said the first, confusion splayed across his features.
          β€œI mean we can’t trust a thing he says. He’s a pathological lier.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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