Pathologic Puns

A list of puns related to "Pathologic"

I have this pathological fear of two letter words.

I get terrified just thinking about it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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Getting quite tired of my friends calling me a pathological liar

Being the head of the NSA during the week and captaining the International Space Station on the weekends can be very exhausting

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👤︎ u/xtilexx
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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Two travelers are lost in the woods when they come across a man lying in their path.
         One says, “We’re saved! We can ask him for directions!” His friend, however, had a somber expression on his face.
          “Doesn’t something seem off to you about this man?” he replies, gesturing to the figure lying prostrate on the road before them.
          “What do you mean?” said the first, confusion splayed across his features.
          “I mean we can’t trust a thing he says. He’s a pathological lier.”
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👤︎ u/ForestValkyrie
📅︎ May 29 2020
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