Just got Travelers chosen, and with it, the final cards of Duress and Egress.
Now, I am actually NOT one to believe that we are getting a new original enemy faction, at least, not for a long time, but I found this line to be curious:
"In the swirl of his golden echos, Brother Vance lifted his voice and began his song:
"Some hope for -"
His own voice answered him from behind. "The future", it continued.
Vance leapt toward it. He recognized the feel of his own cloak, and his hands found its throat. Its form twisted, turning, cold and sharp beneath his hands.
It threw Vance on his back, but he held on. he pushed his hands up the thing's face, under its blindfold, and dug in with his thumbs.
It howled. How unfortunate, Vance thought to himself behind his wide smile, that you till have eyes."
Like I said, I don't think we are getting a new enemy until probably Lightfall, but the description was interesting. It Twisted, turning cold and sharp. Now, that could just be a descriptor of it struggling and fighting back, but cold and dark?
Is there lore on simulated entities within the Infinite Forest? I have always seen that any being that is simulated within, essentially IS that being, it IS living warm flesh and bone, with the same personality, same ideals, same everything. Not only that, but somehow, Vance KNEW this was not just another him, and without hesitation, he moved to kill. This is unlike Vance, what ever it was, it sparked something primal within him.
But cold and dark? Europa is a frozen tundra, Stasis has heavy ice themes, but we are told that we will wield the Darkness in the form of Stasis. It seems, that this other Vance is NOT a simulated copy of him, but something created by the Darkness, by the Pyramids, perhaps in a time where they manage to take the Infinite Forest.
So what is this thing? Is it a Nightmare version of Vance? Or something totally new?
Passer Catulli--What do we think of it? Is it a sexual metaphor or not?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
