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Parliaments Puns

A list of puns related to "Parliaments"

Why does nothing get done in Horse Parliament?

They always vote neigh.

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👤︎ u/potaetobrain
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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🇨🇦 Is Parliament something…

You might Ottawa-tch?

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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If a group of owls is called a parliament

Is a group of Russian owls called an Owligarchy?

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👤︎ u/Well_Lit_Kiwi
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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I heard the European Parliament wanted to ban all plastic items

I'm afraid they're grasping at straws.

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👤︎ u/MoS42
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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Why do so many visitors level Iceland without visiting the ancient Parliament?

Because they don't even know it's a þing.

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👤︎ u/Prom3th3an
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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No bills will be passed in the UK parliament because ...

Where there's a bill Theresa May

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👤︎ u/non-celibate
📅︎ May 31 2019
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The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union.

It’s not EU, it’s me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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Who needs Schrödinger's Cat when you can have the British Parliament?!
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👤︎ u/Madouc
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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A group of crows is called a murder

2-3 crows is called an attempted murder

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👤︎ u/Yare-Yare-Daze
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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Why couldn't horse parliament pass any laws?

They would always vote neigh....

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👤︎ u/The_Billy_Dee
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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