Paperbacks are totally spineless
Someone has published a bunch of classic dad joke book titles
Stumbled upon these books and thought this would be the spot to share. Here are the titles available:
Rusty Bed Spring by I.P. Knightley
Bubbles in the Bath by Ivor Windybottom
Big Fart by Hugh Jass
Complete Protologist Handbook by Ben Dover
Caulking Made Easy by Phil McKrevis
Daughters response to my wife's question
Wife: is the book you were reading a paperback or hardcover?
Daughter: it's a paperback, AND a paper front
Dad: “Hey, do you have a bookworth?”
Son: “What’s a bookworth?”
Dad: “Depends whether it’s hard cover or paperback.”
While browsing the bookshop, I stuck a sheet of A4 paper to my wife's spine.
She said she wanted a paperback for her birthday.
