A list of puns related to "Paper Towel Dispenser"
I'm a high school science teacher, specifically Chemistry and Physics, so many of the classrooms I've taught in have a smaller actual classroom that's attached to a large laboratory room (shared between two classrooms). In the past the custodians would make sure each lab station had a roll of those crappy brown paper towels so students could clean up whatever mess they made during labs, but then we were told by our custodians that it wasn't allowed (I don't remember if it was a new rule, new admin, etc.) and that paper towels could ONLY be placed in paper towel dispensers.
So what did we do? We put in work orders to have a dispenser installed at every single lab table (well over 20 in the building) to have access to paper towels. So instead of just dropping them off, the district had to pay however much money it cost to install all those paper towel dispensers and aren't saving a dime on the paper towels being used.
-George starts patting his hands on the sides of his pants to dry them after washing up. He tells Jerry βTheyβre making me feel like some animal in a cage!β
Remove afew sheets BEFORE you wash your hands; that way you dont end up with dozens of wet torn off pieces.(Especially where the cleaners think its helpful to overload the recommended capacity)
Why are you guys breaking the toilets and sinks and paper towel dispensers and about everything else in the bathroom? This will get serious. They will shut those bathrooms down and I will poop your backpack. Because where else? And if it's shutdown cause of you, then the right thing to do is give up your bag. Choice in the matter? We'll see.
If people stopped breaking stuff that isn't there's that'd be nice. Thank you.
usually combined with some cow giving you the "what are you doing in OUR bathroom" stare of disapproval
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