When I die I want it to be in my sleep, just like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror like the other 3 people in the car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BATHTUBISREAL
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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I wanted to go as a streetperformer for Halloween. It took me absolutely forever to find a mime shirt...

But the pantomimes were pretty easy to pick up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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My grandfathers favorite joke:

(Works better when you say it out loud).

Do you know why it's called Staten Island?

Because when people first got there, they looked across the water and said 'S'dat-an island?'

He used to pantomime the punchline by shielding his eyes from the sun and squinting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kazneus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2013
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I just finished watching a documentary about beavers

It was the best damn show I've watched in years.

Credit for this joke goes to wherever my local Pantomime stole it from

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomewhatEnglish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2017
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My Stepdad got my Mum

Mum said, whilst discussing her and my sister's trip to the panto; " I really like pantomimes"

Stepdad then yells "OH NO YOU DON'T!" in typical panto tone.

He and I laughed, mother groaned

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2015
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