If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsLongAsYouKnow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2013
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Mask Jokes

Me: Your mask looks like a diaper

Him: It's very comfortable though.

Me: Like Huggies comfortable or Pampers?

Him: It Depends....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sethg4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What do Wakandan Babies wear?

Black Pampers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eldukae
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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My husband and I were changing our 3 week old son's diaper

It's 3 am, we're both exhausted, and this tiny child just took the biggest poop!

Me: Wow! That's a hefty diaper!

Husband: Actually, that's a Pampers...Hefty makes trash bags.

Me: groan I'm going to bed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Larusse
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!


What musical is about a train conductor? β€œMy Fare, Lady”.


A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


What animals are on legal documents? Seals!


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.


Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!


How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Dockyard: A physician’s garden.


What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


β€œWhat’s purple and 5000 miles long?” β€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”


Every calendar’s days are numbered.


This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. β€œFour bucks,” says the bartender. β€œPut it on my bill.”


I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!


When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.


A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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My dad just sent me this horrible diaper dad joke

I know you have been laying awake at night wondering why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies," and "Pampers', while undergarments for old people are called "Depends".

Well here is the low down on the whole thing.

When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and Pamper' em. When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will!

Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest your mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NinjaRockstar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2015
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What do you get from a pampered Cow?

Spoiled milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MutualHostility
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pops-icle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vamplestat666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viphouuuu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicJ20
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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What do you call a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meatbag_289
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waddoheck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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What do you get from a pampered Cow?

Spoiled milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZigZachGamer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/125bench
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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