I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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My socially anxious friend just got a PhD in palindrome studies.

I call him Dr. Awkward

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moc_gordy
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I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I went to see a psychiatrist to get over my crippling fear of palindromes.

The bastard put me on Xanax!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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My friend’s dissertation was on nerds who love palindromes.

He is now Dr.Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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Son: Hey dad, what's a palindrome

Dad: You're looking at one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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What's the difference between a velodrome and a palindrome?

For one, you have to use a bicycle. For the other, you can use a race car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpaulycolini
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton'

which also means nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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It is 02/02/2020 so if you're into palindromes...

I guess this is your Super Bowl or something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtrainacomin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Boy: What's a palindrome? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolidiot2000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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My teacher asked if I understand palindromes...

I said "I know them backward and forward".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Why should you never trust palindromes?

They always go back on their word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GimmickNG
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2016
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I asked my dad 'What's a palindrome?'

He said 'No it's not.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChequeBook
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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Son - β€œWhat is a palindrome?”

Dad - β€œIncorrect. Racecar is a palindrome.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grnxnhm
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Hey Dad, do you know any palindromes?

not a ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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Son: What rhymes with purple?

Dad: No it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EfficientRoll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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My dad memorized this palindrome.

Are we not pure? β€œNo sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. β€œIt is garbage!” Irony dooms a man; a prisoner up to new era.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThUltimateGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2017
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I learned something very shocking today about my mom and dad

They are both palindromes 😱

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What do you call a racecar in reverse?

Racecar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tripletttaylor
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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My friend, Pal, is perfectly symmetrical and lives in Rome.

I call him Palindrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Jokster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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So they're opening a new sports stadium in Juneau

It's going to be named after the former governor of Alaska.

Noteworthy for being symmetrical; it'll look the same if you're walking across it from either end.

They're calling it the Palindrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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My friend got a Ph.D. on the History of Palindromes.

He’s now Dr. Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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What's a palindrome?

No it isn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClaudioCfi86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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My Redditor friend just got his Ph.D. on the history of palindromes.

He is now Dr.Awkward.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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