What's Ozzy Osbourne's favorite shampoo?

NO MORE TEARRRSSSSSS

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What was Ozzy Osborne’s inspiration for writing the song Crazy Train?

Locomotion

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Have you heard about Ozzy Osbourne’s new concept album about Donald Trump’s attack of gastric flu?

It’s called Diarrhoea of a Madman

I dun made dat un up mah-self

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Did you guys hear Ozzy Osbourne drank root beer in space?

Barq’s on the moon.

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Did you hear about Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend breaking into an animal shelter and releasing a bunch of huskies into the wild??

Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out

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Why doesn’t ozzy Osborne know what he’s drinking?

He takes his β€œshot in the dark”

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Ozzy Osbourne was giving an elderly woman a piggyback, but he dropped her...

That old lady was off her rocker!

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What do you get when you mix Ozzy Osbourne with a muppet?

Fozzie Osbourne.

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If Ozzy Osborne was on border patrol…

Would he be lookin’ for a Mexican man?

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TIL Ozzy Osborne, famous musician, funded the first ever soda in space.

He called it "Barq's at the Moon"

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If Ozzy Osbourne was Mexican...

Would crazy train be renamed to Locomotive?

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WHAT DO YOU CALL OZZY OSBOURNE'S FINGER PRINTS?

THE PRINTS OF DARKNESS.

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What do you call a Spanish cover of Crazy Train?

Locomotive

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I told myself a dad joke

I've been on a metal kick lately. A little sabbath, zeppelin, and a lot of ozzy. So I'm sitting here building a Christian website for myself, singing mr. Crowley when I say to myself....."well, this is abbot odd."

I told myself a dad joke because my daughter is asleep. I've reached a new low.

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