Ozzie Puns

A list of puns related to "Ozzie"

What was Ozzy Osborne’s inspiration for writing the song Crazy Train?

Locomotion

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👤︎ u/frozeneskimo02
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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Have you heard about Ozzy Osbourne’s new concept album about Donald Trump’s attack of gastric flu?

It’s called Diarrhoea of a Madman

I dun made dat un up mah-self

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👤︎ u/Tony-2112
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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Did you guys hear Ozzy Osbourne drank root beer in space?

Barq’s on the moon.

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👤︎ u/jdressen
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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Why doesn’t ozzy Osborne know what he’s drinking?

He takes his “shot in the dark”

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👤︎ u/JezyJezyJezy
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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Ozzy Osbourne was giving an elderly woman a piggyback, but he dropped her...

That old lady was off her rocker!

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👤︎ u/Talon184
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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What do you get when you mix Ozzy Osbourne with a muppet?

Fozzie Osbourne.

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👤︎ u/Hephsters
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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If Ozzy Osborne was on border patrol…

Would he be lookin’ for a Mexican man?

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👤︎ u/Professional-Email
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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TIL Ozzy Osborne, famous musician, funded the first ever soda in space.

He called it "Barq's at the Moon"

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👤︎ u/notFarkus
📅︎ Jun 24 2017
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Why did most of the Osbournes have a addiction to pills and alcohol except ozzy's wife ?

Cause they didn't feel like sharon!

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👤︎ u/Rad_Reddit_Rando
📅︎ May 31 2014
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If Ozzy Osbourne was Mexican...

Would crazy train be renamed to Locomotive?

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👤︎ u/CarlosB56
📅︎ Oct 15 2017
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WHAT DO YOU CALL OZZY OSBOURNE'S FINGER PRINTS?

THE PRINTS OF DARKNESS.

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👤︎ u/voncer
📅︎ May 12 2014
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What do you call a Spanish cover of Crazy Train?

Locomotive

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👤︎ u/Shiroum
📅︎ Apr 15 2018
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I told myself a dad joke

I've been on a metal kick lately. A little sabbath, zeppelin, and a lot of ozzy. So I'm sitting here building a Christian website for myself, singing mr. Crowley when I say to myself....."well, this is abbot odd."

I told myself a dad joke because my daughter is asleep. I've reached a new low.

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👤︎ u/anonkingdragon
📅︎ Mar 06 2017
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