a Scottish soldier who lost a digit on his foot when he stepped on a mine was asked what military organisation was protecting him.

I've got NATO he replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berkleysquare
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2022
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How does NASA organise their parties?

They "planet"!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_superdude_20
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2022
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I tried to organise a game of hide and seek but eventually gave up.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkbow85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2022
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How do you organise a space party?

Planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoPerfectDad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2022
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I am organising a hide and seek competion if anyone is interested.

Good players are really hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Giraffe401
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2021
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I want to write a letter to the World Health Organisation, but I'm a little stuck...

I'm unsure as to whether I should write "To WHO" or "TO WHOM?"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2021
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My lawyer friend has just organised the annual workplace dance-party.

I guess the ball is in his court now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moorda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2021
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Losing religion
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2022
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How do you organise a party in space?

Planet. And when the guests arrive, rocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I'm having trouble organising a hide-and-seek league.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I organised a seminar for people with amnesia

Everyone forgot to turn up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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What do you call a fight started by an intergovernmental organisation?

A UN-provoked attack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Went into anaphylactic shock but still managed to crack a dad joke.

So this past Thursday, my wife and I had tickets to see the new Batman film. We managed to get a babysitter organised and everything.

We're sat in the cinema for the obligatory 30 minutes' worth of adverts/trailers. Getting pretty pumped to see The Batman at this point.

Around about 20 minutes into the film (absolutely glued to the screen), I notice that I'm starting to feel really itchy and my lips started to swell up and go numb (this has only happened once before and I've been to the GP to have tests done. All negative so far).

Another 5 minutes go by and I'm starting to struggle to breathe but fuck, it's Batman, I can push through this, right?.. Wrong!

5 minutes after that, I'm sat in the ambulance that my wife had called for me, on my way to A&E. After half the night in A&E, alone, they discharge me.

My wife picks me up. As I get home, her friend (who babysat for us) was still at our house comforting my wife. After the questions of concern and comments of relief, she asked how the first 30 minutes of The Batman was.... my answer?...

"It was so good, it took my breath away".

TL;DR. 30 minutes into The Batman I went into anaphylactic shock and found it extremely difficult to breathe. Once being discharged from the hospital I was asked how the for 30 minutes of The Batman was. I responded with "it was so good, it took my breath away".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MechaPenguin609
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2022
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What did the ignorant man say when he heard the Corona virus had been given a new name by the world health organisation

WHO?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hetchem994
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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What do you call a secret organisation of cheese that rules the world?

The Halluminati

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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We're organising a snack party

Everybody chip in please!!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I'm organising a funeral for the world's fattest man

That's a big undertaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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How can a left-leaning organisation struggle for rights?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pawailq
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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I got the tickets to a talk show, organised by a group of robbers, at a heavy discount

It was a ConSession.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadNigga
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Which fruit is best at organising events?

An Orange, as it can orange things pretty well.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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How does Nasa organise their parties?

They "planet"...

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2021
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How does NASA organise a party ?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skilled_stupid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2021
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I am trying to organise a hide and seek tournament.

But, good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2022
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How do you organise a space party?

Planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skeledrummer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2021
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I tried to organise a hide and seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goddessgreat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2021
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I'm trying to organise a hide and seek tournament.

But good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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How do you organise a party in space

You planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Fox1984
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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How does NASA organise a party?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/single_clone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I've been trying to organise the World Hide and Seek Championships...

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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How do astronomers organise a party?

They planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g8ed_manual
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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How does NASA organise a party

They Planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satwik_Pandey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I tried organising a hide and seek tournament...

But I really struggled to find all the good players.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMaelstrom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I'm having trouble organising a hide-and-seek league.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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How do you organise a party in space?

You plan-et

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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How do you organise a space party ?

You planet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicJ20
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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How do you organise a space-themed party?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashakilee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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How do you organise a space party?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCBustANut6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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How do you organise a space party?

You PLANET!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hackerman79_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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How do you organise a party on Mars?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarybaubles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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How do NASA organise a party?

They planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/judgepod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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How do NASA organise a party

They planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chinfuk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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How do you organise a party in space?

You planet

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_mazda_driver
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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How do you organise a space party?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SJ007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2017
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