A list of puns related to "Optimists"
But, I couldn't keep him down.
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
The Opportunist.
They're always looking on the bright side.
The optimist orders a drink while the pessimist puts ice on the bruise.
B Positive.
He said it would get better.
I tried to get this to a sexual joke, but I will leave it as an exercise for the reader.
An optometrist just has a pair of glasses!
If they were pessimists we’d call them pelicants.
I woke up and someone had drawn happiness on my forehead.
He said, “I’m seeing a lot of plus signs here.”
How are you doing? Optimist: so far so good
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it’s an exit.
A pessimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and assumes it is an onrushing train.
The train conductor sees two stupid guys staggering on train tracks.
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