Oppressions Puns

A list of puns related to "Oppressions"

37 years ago, the most oppressive and censored event in human history occurred.

It was literally 1984.

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👤︎ u/dinner_cat96
📅︎ Jul 08 2021
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The rather oppressive female mechanic was trying to sell me 5 new manual transmissions

Luckily, I managed to escape her clutches.

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👤︎ u/jnolife
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Where do mansplainers get their water?

From a well, actually..

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👤︎ u/safiyah-l
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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This community is a pun safe haven, but other subs have been oppressed by anti-punners. If you wish to join any pun war sub look in comments
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👤︎ u/I-Eat-Donuts
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?

MIASMA!

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👤︎ u/Linkjmaur
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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thought this belonged here
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👤︎ u/taurenscum
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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With the recent oppressively cold weather, my Girlfriend suggested we move south

Me: I can't take this winter anymore! GF: Let's move to Texas Me: Let's...Well on second thought, we shouldn't. GF: Why not? Me: Because, all my ex' live in Texas

It got a solid laugh...and a little I hate you.

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👤︎ u/OneMan_OneBeard
📅︎ Feb 24 2015
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So, this is the end.

I was arrested for speaking out of line. I was protesting against the injustices facing our community, the harsh taxes and oppressions that have faced my community for years. The cruel and unusual punishments especially. Our town is small and insular, so outside influence is heavily resisted by our small town government, but despite that, my friends and I have pushed on, resisting our mistreatment and misery. But as you know, I was arrested. Surprisingly, I wasn't jailed or executed. I was beaten. They had us in a row, lines up facing our tormentors. The would-be executioners merely thrust their fists upon us. It was brutal. While there, I though to myself, "Huh, I guess this is the punchline."

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👤︎ u/TheTalkingSandvich
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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