Online Tech Support Puns

Make sure to block your number because they will call back and blow up your phone! 1 352 559 3839. If it goes to voicemail just fill up the voicemail. They hate that!

I graduated with two associate degrees. One in electronics engineering (computer focus) and the other; computer information systems.

I've been a Linux user since the mid '00s and a Windows poweruser since 3.1.

I have followed along with roguelike tutorials in both python and C++. I've was able to complete them and I learned a lot along the way. That and I studied The C++ Programming Language, 4th Edition by Bjarne Stroustrup. Call me sadistic, but I prefer C++.

I live in an area that offers little in the way of IT. I was just wondering if you guys can help me with leads. I would like an tech support position.

Why is chatting always offline lol. Tried at noon = offline. Tried now = offline.

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It's uncanny. Just to prove that Kitboga is doing great work, I wanted to say from the prospective of someone doing the honest version of what the scammers do, impossible customers like Edna can really crush the soul and make you rethink life. I hope the scammers are experiencing that x1000.

Luckily, when I hang up on a customer that literally can't be helped, I don't lose out on much of anything except a headache. 20 minutes is my max! I can't imagine 36 hours (Adam and Alex). Yeah, they deserve every ounce of that crushing feeling.

Website is stuck in an endless loop where it either won’t accept my password reset credible, though they are correct. Or it sends me back to a password entry screen.

I’ve never filed before so I shouldn’t have an existing account and password.

Even if I DID have an account and password, I should be able to reset that password. The page either tells me that my info is wrong, or does nothing at all. I’m guessing this is a tech or database issue.

Call center is “open” today since 8:30, but the voice prompt tells me otherwise. Been calling all morning and unable to file. Is there another lesser known number or department I can contact to get my login fixed or file?

Settings>About phone>Status

I'm dealing with my wife's bootlooping Nexus 5x and wishing she had done this earlier.

Please someone help.

If this is not allowed here please just remove this post.

I’m using steam version of the game as I didn’t have access to my physical copy.

I’m currently in civilization stage and every time I leave city planner the game crashes. I can spend as long as I want within the planner but the minute I leave it’s all over. Real pain because it’s now impossible for me to reach space stage, and since it’s new game I can’t just start in space stage.

I’m running the game in compatibility mode for win xp package 3, on an MSI raider. Any tips or potential solutions would be much appreciated.

(Working at the-company-that-is-named-after-a-river-in-Brazil)

Edit: I am working from home and on chat support(as opposed to on-call support)

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So I'm having a lot of issues installing Windows 10 to my new NVMe SSD. After three nightmarish days of trying everything I could think of, even going as far as buying a brand new mobo, I was finally able to get hold of the manufacturer's online tech team. For the sake of anonymity, I'll refer to the operator by the alias "Sally" and the company "Sallysung" or SS for short. So this is a short story about the utterly incompetent online tech team at Sallysung.

All conversations were pulled from the actual chat log between myself and Sally from Sallysung.

Everything started off great. I had a simple form to fill out; name, phone number, model and serial, etc. I felt confident that someone would be able to help me, as surely there'd be someone within the tech support office who would have the slightest inkling about how to resolve my issue, even if it wasn't the initial operator. And let's be honest, it almost certainly wouldn't be the initial operator, but that's okay. They'd be able to point me in the right direction.

Sally from Sallysung has joined the chat.

[SS] I understand that you're having an issue with installing OS with the new SSD?

[SS] Are you trying to download it from Sallysung Website?

I'm not sure what she thinks I'm trying to download from the Sallysung Website, but I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and just begin explaining my issues. I've already got a nice, detailed wall of text sitting in notepad thanks to my earlier attempts at sending an email through web portal, which failed miserably as certain "crucial" drop-down boxes failed to populate. Even if Sally from Sallysung doesn't understand, surely she'll find someone with the technical expertise to assist me.

[SS] Let me check, ok?

[ME] Thank you

[SS] Please allow me 3 to 5 minutes to see what we can do.

After allowing three to five minutes to see what Sally from Sallysung can do, I get a response, presumably with the assistance of a supervisor.

[SS] So is it freezing during the installation?

[ME] BSODs during second phase

[SS] And are you trying to install it on our SSD?

[ME] That's correct

[ME] all the details of what I've done so far are above

[SS] I see, one sec.

That's fine. I'm guessing the supervisor is running Sally from Sallysung through the basic questions. Just standard protocol. All those questions have already been answered, however, and hopefully the assistant supervisor will understan

After this is over, want me to show up to your job and demand that you make me a sandwhich?

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Anyone having trouble with their gadgets? Software issues? Hardware issues? PC Build Support? Name your problem. I can help for free or paid depending on the work done. Don't hesitate to comment or pm. Thanks.

PLEASE! Please please for the love of God clear out your internet tabs. Mobile and any helpful target tech dose not wanna see that shit. Nor the fifty links you saved of porn on your home screen. Thank you.

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How It Works

• Customer needs help with technology and schedules an appointment.

• Tech claims the job.

• HelloTech Tech arrives at home and resolves the problem