One said, “your lookin at it!!” 💀
It was a palindromedary
The other responds, “no I thought we were just mething around.”
“That’s not very mature!”
A wonderful father.
Terrible surgeon.
Alpaca bowl for you
...they were advertised as double-pain windows after all.
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Luckily for him, it was a soft drink.
Two heads are better than one.
Turned to the wife and said "Do you like what I'm wearing?" (Lulling her into a false sense of security)
She smiles at me, blissfully unaware of my setup and thinking I'm just being cute.
"It's a son-hat." I say with a grin.
The groan she gave me told me I had done well.
Truly, brewed tea was in the eye of the bee-holder.
' I was considering buying a new matress. The salesman was pushing quite hard for the sale, but I was unsure so I said to him "I'm not sure still, I'll have to sleep on it" '
I feel the dad brewing inside me!
Beertricks potter
...We were walking through the lounge room with the cord still plugged in to my belt and I said to my wife, "Hey baby! Look at me! I'm a walk-man!"
we're doing a liquor run and i point out this cool bottle of brandy that has a whole pear inside of it.
me: are you seeing this? that's a pear in that bottle!
friend: (with a stupid grin on her face) oh yeah! it's quite a-pear-rent.
I don't think i've rolled my eyes so quickly before.
I walk into the living room, and I say "hello dad."
He responds with "hello dad's son."
I have no idea why, but this really screwed with my brain.
"Hey, how 'bout that Japanese-Jewish girl, Sosumi?"
My dad is Jewish, btw.
